DROP A SPROG AND WIN A TENNER!
Posted at 2:27 am on 31/1/98
Madhatters, in association with Mothercare, Babies Unlimited and Cow & Gate are pleased to offer a prize for the first ex-Hat to provide genetic evidence of a sprog (however it must be yours!).

So if you've been a huffing and a puffing with a loved one and are now treading that windy path up the duff brewery then send your embryos and umbilical cords in a SAE to the usual address. Remember you could win a stonking 1,000 pence.

The judges decision is final, the editorial staff are not eligible to enter, fnarr, no prizes for shooting blanks, good luck eh!?

YOU'VE GOT TO BE IN IT, TO WIN IT!