Competition corner
Posted at 7:23 pm on 30/1/98
That's right folks it's that time of the newsletter again! Competiton corner is upon us. After a bulging sack mailbag from last issue's bleedin' obvious South American capital competition we felt it only right to make this one a jot harder. So without further ado or adon't thank you very much we shall commence.

Win the, erm, holiday of a lifetime!

Exclusive!! You can win the shopping trip of a lifetime to smashing old Trago Mills in Devon. Madhatters has managed to secure a day in 'Shopping Heaven' for the person who can makethe funniest anagram out of the name Trago Mills. Mr Slim Goat doesn't count 'cos we thought of it first. *Winners will be liable for all petrol costs and expenses incurred on the day. Oh yes almost forgot - you'll have to arrange the trip yourself.