Bloaters festive Treats
Posted at 6:10 pm on 30/1/98
Hello again Hatters and a special seasonal stuffed dinosaur welcome to this my now regular column. I was round at the house of another Dinosaur pal of mine the other day, Splodger. He's a Bloatersaurus much like me except he's yellow with orange stars, anyway as it happens, we got talking about our favourite festive snacks and dishes and came up with a couple of tasty recommendations for your yuletide tastebuds...

Splodger says his favorite are Iced Mince pies from Asda. They just melt in the mouth and are the perfect accompaniment to a tasty Roast Pteradactyl on Christmas day. I personally prefer a nice pack of 5 Mr Kipling 'Cherry Bakewells'. At the moment on special offer of course (six for the price of five). However we were both in total agreement on our favourite Xmas beverage. Sainsburys own brand Lager, very cheap and very cheerful, but it gets you there. Washes down nice after a huge tin of Quality Street. So there you are... join me next issue when I'll be interviewing top pop starlet, Kim Wilde, on how to shed off some of that excess Christmas poundage.