LATEnews
Posted at 4:11 pm on 31/1/97
  • Latest Jo Litt update. So far our intrepid explorer has visited Darwin, Alice Springs, Ayers Rock, Adelaide and has been Emu farming. She should be in Melbourne by now.

  • Madhatters 7. Scheduled for early New year. Watch out for a sneaky one at Christmas, though. Fnarr.

  • UAC looking for Warehouse. Big, derelict but safe to use. Any ideas call Gazza on 01784 461249.

  • Congratulations to Si Smith who has just bought a House.

  • UAC are sorry for the delay in delivering finished Friday Knight tapes. Gary has had re-editing problems whilst getting dialog in sync. Hard disk crashes. Bummer. Estimated end of October.

  • This just in, what Justin. Shnip

  • The Boy Burges was recently acclaimed Man of Match playing in goal for the Crown Reserves despite conceding 5 (five) goals on home debut. Plaar.

  • Mark Jones has been spotted alive and well, for now. Gleep.

  • Queen Anne's dead, we won the war, my bonny lies over the ocean. Mahogany Bureau.

  • Surrealism isn't dead, official.

  • Last line. Phew.