Are you mature?
Posted at 4:34 pm on 9/1/98
Writes Dave Patrick, find out for yourself with this handy maturity scale.

ITEM, MATURITY POINTS

Trivet 10

Knowledge of Trivet 8

Baby 8

Shed 6

Marriage

Licence 6

House 5

Engaged 4

Flat 3

Stripper 3

MSc 2

Dog 2

Family Car 1

Cat 1

Trivet indifference 0

House (Hatfield) -1

Races Minis -1

Nintendo 64

Playstation -2

Garage with Pit -2

Non-Trivet

comprehension -8