Belcher's tips to help out the Police in their line of duty.
Posted at 4:34 pm on 9/1/98
No 42 - A handy confession to help the Rozzers put you bang to rights

MY NAME IS __________________________ AND I LIVE AT THE ADDRESS OVERLEAF

On Saturday 6th October 19__ I walked into the Galleria and stole a grape. This was spotted by a Store detective and during the ensuing struggle I unfortunately shot 3 innocent passers-by. I regret my actions and am willing to pay for the grape.

Should it be necessary for me to attend court to give evidence I shall.

Further to my above statement should it be necessary for me to admit to any other crimes I will, as long as they are written in pencil. I would also like to state at no time did I give anybody permission to jump in front of my bullets.

Signed __________________________

Please fill in and hand to a member of your local constabulary.