LATE NEWS
Posted at 4:35 pm on 9/1/98
Jo Litt to Marry a Marsupial? Last seen alive by Jayne during her "tour down under" earlier this year, the none appearance of Jo Litt in this country has caused some to hypothesise that the streaked wonder has indulged in a little marsupial matrimony. Early reports are unconfirmed. Her parents dismissed these allegations with laughable contempt - if she's not back for Christmas we'll send out the Bush Tuckerman.

"Please Miss Ellis can I go for a wee"? Jayne Ellis is now finally a fully fledged Teacher and has her own class in a Birmingham primary teaching 5-7yr olds. She is also now able to sew leather patches into a tweed jacket.

Simon Burges has graduated as Master of Science thing in some engineering nonsense that he did nothing for other than hold down a full time job for two years. If only it was so easy for the rest of us.

Nic 'MC'Mahon in run of luck with women shocker. Unfortunately Nic's run of luck did not extend to Autos when he drove his Clio into the back of a parked car wrote it off his and suffered some chaffing on the chin.

Roughton in poor taste jokes blunder.

UH ALUMNI are to interview Dave Patrick about Madhatters in January for a feature in their Alumni magazine. It may be a possibility to trace some of those old members too...

RECENTMOVERS: Sam Roach has brought a house in Dalton Street, St. Albans with his fiance, Christy. Jane and Bruce have hot footed it to Welwyn Garden City and Mike and Meg have moved into Reading.

The New Learning and Resources center at the Uni we all know and love apparently looks more like an art gallery than a library and the lifts...which travel to all FOUR levels talk to you, nothing particularly intellectual apparently just 'doors closing' and 'going down'. Only priveliged card holders can get in, however.