dave 3/4/2001, 12:56 dave.patrick@bigfoot.com
Steady on... we shouldn't need to take potshots at anyone. Let's
keep a civil tongue, eh!? Still, I think Steve's more than proved
the point that he's angry at not receiving photos from Kevin. Kev
- if you do decide to return to the site after your 'F**k All'
comment, I'm sure with John and myself as mediators we could
settle the unresolved issue between you and Steve regarding Ball
photos.
As for the unicycle that Brian lost - well, that's a different
matter. And, what about my Olympus camera that I lost at a Drama
rehearsal once - did you claim it? Come on spill the beans!
Anyway, let's not dwell on the past - let's dwell on the future.
Love you all.
The Sniggerer 3/4/2001, 10:55 Email
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cockpit...snigger....potshot....snigger...snigger
Steve 3/4/2001, 10:43 Email
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...and from me...I'm really sorry Kev I paid for some photos and
never received them, nor a call back, nor any kind of
communication whatsoever despite me calling you to chase them
up...P.S. this isn't a site for the sensitive, I don't see Brian
crying into his cockpit every time someone takes a potshot at him.
John 2/4/2001, 13:33 jay_wyatt@hotmail.com
Right, it looks like we've really upset Kev. And probabl;y his
brode-to-be as well. I think a round of apologies is in order,
starting with me. Kev, I'm sorry I made such an infantile stab at
humour.
Kev Whibley 2/4/2001, 20:9 kevin@capturedmoment.com
Glad to see that dyslexia is still going well. "The
Warner" then "The Waner" I think what you are
trying to say is "The Wanker." It is nice to see that
this site is as friendly as it is. It really encourages you to
tell you all......... Fuck All.
Dave Wid 2/4/2001, 17:30 Email
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I started my new job today and it was very nice. I had coffee. It
rained, but I wasn't sad.
Steve 30/3/2001, 12:48 stephen_phipps@hotmail.com
Dave: Found a website that might appeal to our brethren and
sisteren (?) on here - perhaps you might want to create a link to
it? And no, I don't have any associations with it at all, at
all...! The site is: http://www.whatsonstage.com ...enjoy!
Steve 30/3/2001, 12:17 stephen_phipps@hotmail.com
Did I read that correctly...Is Mr Whibley marrying
himself...("While I am her...")!?! That would explain a
few things...by the way Whibley, I never did get my photos from
the HorrorBall you fiend you! Yes, I have as long a memory as
Dino!
dave 30/3/2001, 12:3 Email
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Dear Mr Warner - don't be such a nasty sod. Kev, can we take this
opportunity to congratulate you fully!
The Waner 30/3/2001, 9:52 Email
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Dave, I think you sho....oooh, I've come over all tired, I don't
think I can go o...
The Warner 29/3/2001, 23:23 Email
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Dave, I suggest relocation asap.
Kev 29/3/2001, 21:23 home@capturedmoment.com
Yes Yes, I am getting married and to save money on the wedding
photos I have purchased one of those air blow cable releases that
I can shove up my arse, so I can take photos whilst still holding
onto the missus. The truth is I have fallen bad for a wonderful
lady called Suzanne. And no, none of you know her cos you all
missed the last party. While I am her, Dave Wild where are you, I
am heading your way soon and would love to get in touch. Kev
The Wing Commander 29/3/2001, 19:26 Email
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Well done, Benson! Keep up the good work!
Brian Benson 29/3/2001, 19:25 Email
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By the way, the weather was fantastic and the booze was cheap -
but I think you helped subsidise that too. Cheers!
Brian Benson 29/3/2001, 19:22 Email
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I'd just like to take this opportunity to thank all you taxpayers
out there for my 2 and half week jolly to Cyprus. I had a lovely
time, thanks once again!
Alfred The Dancing Monkey 29/3/2001, 16:22 Email
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...ghhgello goyz n girlz. I jusgt drofpfped by gsay ghgello
The Insulter 29/3/2001, 15:51 Email
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Ooops, more TWATS.
dave 29/3/2001, 13:22 Email
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Me too. Whither, fine scribesman shall we lead this thread of
prose next?
Dinosaur 29/3/2001, 12:39 Dino@saurus.co.uk
I remember the days when people spake the King's English and all
was well in the world.
Mr Uninterested 29/3/2001, 10:21 I
don't care
The one thing I am interested in is why people constantly think I
am disinterested. One can only be disinterested if one is asked to
make some sort of choice between a number of options where the
outcome will not affect one. If one does not care at all one is
uninterested. But then what do I care about the deterioriation of
correct use of English.
John 28/3/2001, 17:40 jay_wyatt@hotmail.com
Is she a *&!$%@? Are you using a vicar or a£$!@?
John 28/3/2001, 17:38 jay_wyatt@hotmail.com
For Christ's sake, is Kev Whib getting married or not? Kev? Are
you? Are you out there? If you are getting married, who is it to?
Must go now. Unkind thoughts..can't stop...help me...mustn't be
hurtful...
The Suggester 28/3/2001, 13:59 Email
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If Kevin did manage to fertilise Brian, I suggest that the
resulting offspring would probably live under a bridge and have a
tendancy to argue with passing goats.
dave 28/3/2001, 13:54 Email
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Michael Berk - surely that should be Michael Buerk? Anyway, how
has the posting stating Kevin Whibley is getting married not drawn
any attention. Is this true? Who to? And no clever answers like,
'Brian Benson' in a dress please.
Mr Disinterested 28/3/2001, 9:29 Email
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Don't see that it has much to do with me really.
Mr Interested 27/3/2001, 19:10 Email
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Thank you Mr Rodrigues for your review.
Steve Phipps 27/3/2001, 17:28 Email
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Dave Wid: Why so sensitive? That's very unlike you?
The Suggester 27/3/2001, 13:3 Email
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I suggest a large mirror maybe the answer to said dilemma.
Michael Berk @ BBC News 27/3/2001, 11:28 Email
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Mr K Whibley in marriage shocker. The question is, who will do the
wedding photos?
Ken Rodrigues 27/3/2001, 11:16 Email
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Hello Mr Interested, I went to see LSOH Version 3. Having only
been around for Version 2 I have to say in all honesty that the
1996 LSOH was actually better. The biggest asset of the latest one
were the singers who ranged from good to excellent. Technically
the plant this year was much better than the 1996 one, it even had
an LCD inside to show Tom Pitt Chambers the movements of the guy
singing the part of Audrey 2. There were some lovely touches
especially at the end with the dancing baby Audrey 2's which I
thought was a fantastic touch The show came together really well
on the night though it was let down a little by the lighting and
in places I think the direction of the actors could have been a
little tighter. But nevertheless there were lots of new faces who
were obviously enjoying the experience of being involved in a
great show, well done UHDS.
Dave Wid 27/3/2001, 10:47 Email
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Steve, I dont actually know why you're having a dig at me. I don't
remember dissing you out lately. Not unless you're Dino of course.
In which case, you've got a lot to answer for. Stephen gately in S
club 7. PAH.
Interested 27/3/2001, 0:4 Email
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Did anyone go see the UHDS Little Shop of Horrors last week? How
did it compare to previous productions?
Dinosaur 26/3/2001, 12:54 Dino@saurus.co.uk
Currently this site reminds me of a film I saw in my youth...just
after the Pathe news it was...'All Quiet On The Western
Front'...almost set off my toxic shock syndrome it did...and those
boots fair reminded my of a pair I saw Dave Wid wearing once...all
flat feet, scruffy-looking...and unable to stay with the same
person for more than 24 hours...
Dinosaur 23/3/2001, 17:59 Dino@saurus.co.uk
I remember the days when you had to talk to someone to chat them
up...pah...kids today...no respect...
dave 23/3/2001, 12:51 Email
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Hi Steve, yes is the answer to that last question, but we don't
mind. After all, if you can't witter here, where else you gonna
go? OK, so there are lots of other places to go witter, but are
they as classy? Do they have the same clientele? No, didn't think
so... anyway as you are wittering I will digress. Did anyone know
that Sam Roach has recently given birth to a Red Racing Beetle?
Steve Phipps 23/3/2001, 12:28 Email
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Am I wittering?
Steve Phipps 23/3/2001, 12:28 Email
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Davey P: Maybe you can just scrub those last two messages and
leave this one to make people wonder why I asked you to do so in
the first place?
Steve Phipps 23/3/2001, 12:26 stephen_phipps@hotmail.com
errr...that wasn't supposed to sound quite like it came
out...nothing gay there obviously...I'm happily married. And I was
thinking of a poker, or heated electric radiator, or 1.8l car
engine...you know, that sort of thing! How am I doing? Have I
recovered my dignity yet? Y'know, the older you get the harder it
gets to maintain your composure - just ask anyone over 30 and has
to now carry around spare incontinence pants! Or is that just me?
Dino - help me out with this one...!
Steve Phipps 23/3/2001, 12:19 stephen_phipps@hotmail.com
I've just been looking back at the archives from March-Oct 2000
(yes, I have nothing better to do) and I think I owe Mr Wid a
sharp jab in the rectum with a blunt, hot object...
Dinosaur 22/3/2001, 11:13 Dino@saurus.co.uk
ELVIS IS DEAD!!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
John 21/3/2001, 21:23 Email
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And it's a hat-trick. Thanks for the link, Dave. And for the
photo. You think I have no way of geting revenge, is that it? Time
will tell. Watch your back, because one day, when you're least
expecting it, I'll be there with an embarassing photo of you...
21/3/2001, 21:21 Email
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All right, spliffters, then. And the close quote mark was in the
wrong place. It's this titchy text in the message box which is
nobody's fault, but it's still a good excuse.
John 21/3/2001, 21:19 moralpolice@myownarse
'Pop pliffters' rants Le burge. Is that Simon 'I've never smoked a
spliff in my life Burgess'?
Dave Wid 21/3/2001, 15:58 Email
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Do you get the feeling that Dino was trying to be cool and groovy
by pretending to be a member of S-Club-7? Well Dino, a lots
changed since the sixties, Elvis is dead and Wayne Fontana and the
Mindbenders have split!!
Stephen Gately 21/3/2001, 14:27 Email
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Are you sure...?...I thought my career was still bumming...err I
mean....humming along...err...Reach for the stars....ermm....climb
every mou...croak...croak...cough....mountain....ermm................damn...
Le Burge 21/3/2001, 14:31 simon.burges@bigfoot.com
Excuse me, Stephen Gay-lee. You are in fact a member of Boyzone,
not pop spliffsters S Club 7.
Stephen Gately 21/3/2001, 13:27 Email
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Of course, I did mean to say that I am a member, in that last
comment...
Stephen Gately 21/3/2001, 13:24 Email
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Hi, I'm a memeber of the tremendously successful teen-group
"S Club 7", you may remember me with such hits as...erm...well...whatever...and
I'd just like to say that it was for my own personal use!
Steed 20/3/2001, 15:54 steed@newavengers.com
Sorry, I mean 'buy' of course. Anyway, if anyone wants to chat
about any 'Avengers' related issues please drop me a line on this
merry old chat site.
Steed 20/3/2001, 15:53 steed@newavengers.com
Does anyone remember me? I had a great hat and recorded half of
the record 'Kinky Boots' with Diana Rigg... everybody's talking
bout them, Kinky boots, Kinky boots, oh, oh, Kinky boots. Fashion
magazines say 'nuy them'. Thank you.
Gareth 20/3/2001, 15:51 gareth.hunt@nescafe.com
Dear Ken, I am the real McCoy - I am he who calls himself Hunt and
I need some acting work. I would be happy to organise the event
myself, but alas I have villains to catch.
Dinosaur 20/3/2001, 14:0 Dino@saurus.co.uk
I remember the days, when The New Avengers were just The Avengers,
and The New Seekers were hip & trendy & F.A.B.....ahhh
yes.....those were t'days...you young nubile things don't know you
were born....
Ken 20/3/2001, 9:17 Email
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Dear Mr Hunt, why not reveal your true self to us all!! I would
like to have produced a 32 Hr Challenge this year however I'm
rather busy until August 2001. This does not mean that someone
else can't take up the reins?
Gareth Hunt 19/3/2001, 17:2 gareth.hunt@nescafe.com
Hello Madhatters, I just thought I'd stop round and remind you of
the great, smooth, taste of Nescafe - ah, just imagine that Aroma,
being surrounded by coffee beans in the Columbian uplands. By the
way, do you remember Purdey? She was a bit of alright, I can tell
you... Joanna 'Lovely' Lumley we used to call her, oh, the happy
times. Well until my brother James died in that terrible racing
incident. Sorry, I mean heart failure, anyway what I meant to say
was, are you doing any more 32hr challenges? I could do with the
work and I'm quite prepared to cut my already modest fee, for an
appearance in one of your 'hilarious' pastiches. Please? Someone?
Simon H 16/3/2001, 14:57 Email
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And IIIIIIIII e IIIIIIIIIIIII e IIIIIIIII will always love
youuuuuuu ooo uuuuu oww will always ...... er. ...... love .... er
youuuuuuuu...... er ... oooooo ow will always er..... love.......
er........ no, I can't do it.
Ann Dee 16/3/101, 14:49 Email
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Hmm, not been for a while, lots of nonsense in my absence which
upsets me, anyhoo, off to Vicarage Road on Sunday see some people
there probably. Oh and are you not aware, Mr Carp Fisherman, that
sweetcorn is in fact the devils nipple and the consumption of said
cereal shoul not be encouraged under any circumcisions.
A Carp Fisherman 16/3/2001, 11:16 Email
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There are no hard and fast rules where rigs are concrned but paste
is perhaps a hook bait fished slightly over depth if for no other
reason than it's quite a heavy offering and can easily sink a
small pole pole float .
A Carp Fisherman 16/3/2001, 1:10 Email
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SWEETCORN, is a brilliant attractor and will not over feed the
Carp. The main Problem with Sweetcorn is that every other fish in
the lake also likes it, it is a brilliant ground bait but I mainly
use it for Stalking!!
Simon H 15/3/2001, 18:36 Email
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Stop in the name of... er ... love. Before you... er... break...my
... heart. I said.... stop. ................... no I can't do it.
Dinosaur 15/3/2001, 17:25 Dino@saurus.co.uk
That only leaves me then...
Ken 15/3/2001, 17:20 Email
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Please add these letters so that my previous message makes sense:
It, times and by. A pint of Guinness to the winner.(Small print.
All entrants must be over 35 years old)
Ken (Unofficial Saracens Promotion Officer) 15/3/2001, 17:12 Email
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I realise that I am tempting fate, but I sure you will enjoy
yourself on Sunday Dave, and the offer goes out to anyone else who
at a loose string on what to do on Sunday afternoon from 14:00
onwards. By the way haven't changed when it comes to selling
tickets, fancy having an online ticket service I remember the days
when we had to dress up in silly clothing or to make a complete
arse of oneself standing on a chair in the North Refectory trying
to sell tickets. Those were the days!
dave 15/3/2001, 16:28 Email
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Is it Sunday - Harv should do a posting about that to remind - oh
shit, she did. I really meant to get my arse in gear about that. I
would dearly love to come.. I really do find Rugby very dull
though (sorry!) - mind you Bjorn Again are alright - not arf!
Ken 15/3/2001, 15:50 Email
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Dave P are you going to the Saracens match this Sunday? If so I'll
see you there.
Dinosaur 15/3/2001, 15:18 Dino@saurus.co.uk
I remember the days when you didn't have to worry about being
gassed by Argon, only by the Germans...no offence, mind...
Steve Phipps 15/3/2001, 14:29 stephen_phipps@hotmail.com
Dave: You appear to have relocated me even further east than I
would like to go...I am in Enfield TOWN, not Enfield LOCK! There
is a large difference in the house prices and the levels of
Krypton gas...or is that Argon...I forget...must be those
microwave dinner masts....
Le Burge 15/3/2001, 14:40 simon.burges@bigfoot.com
Worthwhile breaking news? Well. Congratulations to The Robster (he
of Speakeasy drummer fame) and Joon on the birth of their second
child, a baby boy called Aiden. Nice one Robbie! (Er, and Joon)
dave 15/3/2001, 13:11 Email
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If you're going to be funny... try and start with something a
little bit more original than that. Come on, where are the
intellects? How do you take 'a Snatch' for a walk for god's sake?
I am relived that 'Diamonte' has gone from the site. As an
impartial web master of this site I have to say, 'What a Tosser'.
Still enough of this. Can we see a return of people owning up to
their postings? Also - has anyone got any worthwhile Breaking News
for the section on the right?
Jack O'Nory 15/3/2001, 12:33 C@rry
on the story....
It was a bright sunny day, Brian was taking his Snatch for a walk,
when he spotted....
Dinosaur 15/3/2001, 10:9 Dino@saurus.co.uk
The inanimate objects have killed off conversation. I remember a
time when real people interspersed laughter with gaiety (easy
Brian!), to add whimsical comments and frivolous conjecture
amongst the populace...first person to translate my sentence wins
my hand in marriage...
Email Not Given 15/3/2001, 9:51 Email
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Its as quiet as a Mute Choir in 'ere
The Tolling Bell 14/3/2001, 15:21 Email
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ffffFFFFFfffffffffshhh..........dong...dong......shffffFFFFFffffffff...dong....dong....dong.....(tumbleweed
blows across) sfffffffffFFFFffffffsh........dong..dong
Mother Theresa's Wimple 12/3/2001, 16:21 Email
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...errr......... I don't know what to say.....er.......I'm in a
wardrobe (?)
Roy Castles Trumpet 12/3/2001, 16:20 Email
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Toot! Toot! Deadication Mmmm mmm Deadication Wooh ho! Hi there
Dave! I just thought that I'd drop by and le you know that the
doctors won't remove my valve, so I won't be able to blow myself
off. So I was thinking, if your not interested in PDV, do you know
her phone number, she gives me the horn! Toot Toot!
dave 12/3/2001, 15:57 Email
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You're not funny you know - so called PDV. Titter.
dave 12/3/2001, 15:55 Email
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Is anyone doing anything worthwhile for Comic Relief? I reckon
this site's funny enough to get on the telly. Let's have a
sponsored 'rant-a-thon'. Would anyone like to sponsor me? I will
gladly talk about Pub closing times until the cows come home.
Princess Diana's Vibrator 12/3/2001, 15:58 Email
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zzzZZZzzzz Morning Dave, izzZZZzz zzzere anything i can do for you
today? zzZZzzz
dave 12/3/2001, 15:53 Email
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er, Afternoon. Glad that the goading is starting to subside. As
regulator of this site I would hate to censor any postings.
Mainly, because I don't know how. Anyway - let he, even if a twat,
have his say, for surely they will come undone - like flies.
Alfred The Dancing Monkey 12/3/2001, 13:43 Email
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....upfp yer arse hfhag fhbhoy....
Le Burge 12/3/2001, 13:26 simon.burges@bigfoot.com
Let's hope that those who say they will not post again speak the
truth. I for one was getting a bit bored with the constant
bottom-based "humour" and "insults." Perhaps
now we will start to get some genuine comic relief
Dave Wid 12/3/2001, 9:57 Email
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I would just like to catagorically state that I am NOT Diamonte,
though being aware of his personage, I want to pass on the message
that he will not be viewing or posting on this site again as he
likes to have the last word. Any further responses to Diamontes
postings are therefore useless and will go unread. Frustrating,
huh?
The Observer 11/3/2001, 12:41 Email
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Oh-oh, Steve's been at the pop again....
Steve Diver 10/3/2001, 12:55 As before
To correct you it is not is I at RAF Cottesmore but a good mate.
He has a very good type of humour, but then again not one you
know. But that again said you can always pass a word on and it
will be understood. The VAT man was OK by the way and has passed
some work my way. Look after, Steve.
Biddy Printer 9/3/2001, 16:45 Email
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oooooohhhhhh let me just raise my handbag! Touche!! You're still a
twat/tosser Monsieur Le Maestro/Diamonte. Besides it's better to
have friends than to pretend to.
The Maestro 9/3/2001, 15:41 Email
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Never in my born days have I seen a pair of ming boys like Biddy
and Dinosaur. Neither their childishness or low level of intellect
is obfuscated. Have a nice weekend felching each other's cats
before turning on each other. And, on that note, I shall not
bother to post again. Hence, your replies will not be observed and
it will only be through self-indulgence that you will offer a
reply. This will confirm that you are, indeed, gusset boys. You
(pair) are the weakest link(s). Goodbye.
Diamonte 9/3/2001, 15:36 Email
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Biddy, me old kiddo. It would appear that your grammar is as shite
as your cowardice. Are you hanging onto his (Dinosaur-arse, on
account of the number of times you have pumped your filthly
yoghurt up it) leg when you say his? Dare you not break the mould
or are you going to be a George "Dubya" Bush-style
halfwitted mong all of your life? Or, are you really Dinosaur's
alter-ego making a poor attempt at a strike back? Stop filling
your pants, nob rotter. Dino: I put it to you that I have indeed
hit the mark (Colloquialisms are correct grammar?) and you are
just a twerpy gusset flidboy, reminiscent of Joey Deacon, and
unable to form a coherent response. For someone to take an
immediate defensive stance against my comments would suggest that
there is some truth in them. Oh dear - you are indeed the Gary
Glitter fan club president.
Biddy Printer 9/3/2001, 13:1 Email
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Latest score.......Diamonte still very much a twat 0 Dinosaur
65,000,000
Dinosaur 9/3/2001, 12:33 Dino@saurus.co.uk
Dave: Have you got some "Garrulous Gregory" program
running that spouts up half-baked nonsense every now and again? It
needs re-programming, because it makes the writer seem anal
retentive at best and orally flatulant the majority of the
time...it is also so completely way off the mark about me, that it
fails to hit the target even once...I remember a time when wit
required a certain amount of intelligence and guile, rather than
bovver-booted self indulgence...young people...no respect...
Diamonte Michael Dolenz 9/3/2001, 11:59 Email
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PS. So nice of you to have gone to "www.IDontKnowBigWordsButILookedOneUpToMakeMeLookHalfIntelligent.com."
No doubt you are cursing the fact that you did a non-numerate
degree and, hence, are unemployable. Still, you do know where to
look up words that you think I won't understand. Priceless. In
keeping with previous posts, it is a pity that my JCB will not
start. It must have run out of diesel after visiting that
graveyard, the other night......Whose grave? Three guesses.
Diamonte 9/3/2001, 11:40 Email
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Aww...So nice to see you and your arse bandit pal stick together,
Dino. Do you like going up his hairy brown? Do you say filthy
things to him over the net because that is the only social
interaction you partake in? Do you take digital images of his giz
bags then secretly pump off to poor resolution printouts of them
while your are at your place of employment (if indeed you have a
job, which looks unlikely judging by your English). One could
comment about you having to hide behind your pals in order to
mount a decent response. However, due to you being an
insignificant pleb, I will refrain...for now. Toodle pip,
sphincter boy. Hope you have a lovely Friday afternoon hanging
around the local primary school....in some Bad Lieutenant manner.
Psi 8/3/2001, 23:26 Email
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So Dave, let me get this straight. If we click on this link Thames
water will ensure we get safe water? Presumably if not we get the
same old fatal stuff? or is this safe water in fact water that
contains a hint of a large iron cabinet in the style of
rose-water. I'm confused. (but can't be bothered to click on the
link 'cos then I'd find out and it wouldn't be funny at all.)
Psi 8/3/2001, 23:22 Email
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In answer to Simon's comment sometime ago I would like to stress
that I used to use this site but since Dave did that post with the
word fuck in it it won't get past my websweep at work. Ironically
until that post which was all about how rude the site was it
hadn't managed to be rude enough to get stopped. So if you
remotely care about hearing from me regularly you'll have to be
more creative and be as filhy and morally repugnant as you can
without actually swearing, I know you can do it. (mind you I've
now bollocksed it up myself, see top) (oh, fuck did it again) And
again, doh!
Dinosaur 8/3/2001, 14:59 Dino@saurus.co.uk
Thank you young French Sir - you are too kind...it's nice to get
back to a good old fashioned bit of chivalry, and unswerving
respect for the eldely amongst us (don't you think so Dave?). As
regards my colour - I'm more like the colour of the fluff that I
pick out of my belly button each morning...you know, wispy, grey/blue...I'm
also just as tasty to eat...
John 8/3/2001, 15:3 jay_wyatt@hotmail.com
Oh yeah - I've just updated the voice of reason website (www.homestead.com/voiceofreason/reason.html),
which is an ideal antidote to rubbish, nonsense and bullshit of
all types. A free copy of the Portsmouth Evening News to the
writer of the funniest comment in the guest book (or the most
logical, depending on what kind of mood I'm in).
John 8/3/2001, 14:59 john.wyatt@thenews.co.uk
Dave, re your rant about the 'selfish humour' comment: Perhaps,
given the typos in the rest of the message, it was a misspelling
of 'shellfish humour', which of course is an intolerable insult to
crustaceans and bivalves everywhere. We are one, we earthbound
lifeforms, and we must not divide ourselves with this backbiting
(no offence to any non-arthropods out there).
Le Burge 8/3/2001, 13:32 simon.burges@bigfoot.com
What the bloody hell's going on here. All these inanimate objects
becoming sentient and computer literate. Not to mention Steve
"isn't my semi-acoustic guitar lovely - Fancy a drink?"
Diver. Hi Steve! By the way, Dino. I enjoy your nostalgiac
ramblings on days past. Keep it up! Do you follow Bloater's column
in the printed or pdf versions of Madhatters? And are you orange
like Bloater?
dave 7/3/2001, 20:24 dave.patrick@bigfoot.com
Ooh dear. There's nothing that unites a group quite so much as
hatred of individuals. I suggest we all have a good love in - and
what better way to start than by giving some help to those less
fortunate.
Get yourself along to http://www.givewater.org.
It's a site my company (RTSe) has done - if Thames Water receive
250,000 clicks then they will give £100K to the Givewater charity
which helps provide safe water for life. Go on stop slating each
other for a second. Thanks.
Stanley Matthews Ball 7/3/2001, 18:46 Email
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oooOOo eck I remember. Theres nothin ah'd like better, duck, thun
nockin round between our Stanley's legs.
Roy Castles Trumpet 7/3/2001, 18:43 Email
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Toot! Toot! MMmmmmm Deadication, Deadication, Deadication is what
you need. If you want a nice long rest, In a six foot wooden
chest, deadication what you need.....TOOT! TOOTY! TOOT!
Princess Diana's Vibrator 7/3/2001, 18:40 Email
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zzzZZZZZZzzzzz! ZzzzZZello Evzzy body. Ive just dropped by to say
zzzZZZZZzzz to all you kidzzzzzZZZzz. Obviously I haven't been up
to much lately, In fact, I haven't been up anything at all.
Biddy Printer 7/3/2001, 16:40 Email
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Dinosaur 3 The Diamonte (Loser) 0 Simon Hopes 3 The Diamonte
(Still losing) 0 The Wid 9 The Diamonte (Might as well feck off) 0
Dinosaur 7/3/2001, 16:23 Dino@saurus.co.uk
Come back The Insulter, I would like to see a decent level of
invective back on this site, rather than the drivel of an
uneducated tosser
The Diamonte 7/3/2001, 16:16 Email
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Run out of things to say so soon? Very droll. Very unoriginal. One
might even stretch to saying that it is a bit wank. Cheer yourself
up with a laminated copy of "Thai Ladyboy Weekly"...I
hear you have a honorary subscription.
Dinosaur 7/3/2001, 16:11 Dino@saurus.co.uk
Very droll...very original...sad case.
ME 7/3/2001, 15:46 Email
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Oddly curious that this site does not accept greater or less than
characters...May I suggest a course on CGI ?
Mass Extinction clearly didn't get every dork 7/3/2001,
15:44 Email
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Hmmm. Asteroid impacts obviously don't always get the imbeciles
curiously missed by Darwin's theories. I expect that welfare and
child prostitution are the obvious answers to why Mr Saur is still
around. As Paul Calf famously said about twats who use
"university of life" in their sentences: Calf: "Are
you a student?" Twat : "I believe that I am a student in
the university of life...." Calf: "That's good enough
for me
" Seems that you have been rumbled, sonny boy.
Dinosaur 7/3/2001, 15:31 Dino@saurus.co.uk
Simon H, I remember the days when you had better things to do than
speculate on the names underlying the pseudonyms on this
site...and who are these interloping wankers anyway - what we do
on our own site is none of their bloody business...they probably
were too stupid to attend University judging by their appaling use
of the English language. So Diamonte, go back to school and one
day, you too may graduate from the university of life. Loser.
Peter Tork felched Bernard Lee's cat 7/3/2001, 15:16 Email
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Oi, Wild*e* Check out: http://cabinessence.cream.org/ for a
complete archive of the Blue Jam (Chris Morris) radio sessions..in
tossy rm format
Simon H 7/3/2001, 14:51 Email
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I think it's high bloody time we did a little poll. It's called -
"Which Madhatters ACTUALLY use this site ?" So far we
know the following: Dave Patrick, Brian Benson, Dave Wild, Ken
Rodrigues, Simon Bennett, John Wyatt - but who else ?
As far as pseudonyms go, we've just about worked out that 'The
Badly Behaved boy of Stone' could possibly be Dave Wild, 'My
Porridge Cannon' is Brian Benson and 'Steve Diver' is actually
being written by Dave Patrick
Mickey Dolenz lives in my Mitsubishi Zero 7/3/2001, 14:40 Email
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It seems you lot used to attend the same university. What was it?
The "University of Bums on Seats" (formerly Luton
College of Further Education)? One thing is for sure....They must
have had a high intake on the "I like chastising my simean"
course...of which you all passed with flying colours.
Simon H 7/3/2001, 14:42 Email
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I believe the children are our future... teach them well and... er
let them lead the way.... show them all the... er beauty. No...
sorry... I can't do it.
Diamonte McSpink (of the clan) 7/3/2001, 14:25 Email
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What is going on here? I have never seen such a calamity of toilet
seat sniffing gizboys who probably spend all day spurting off into
empty crip bags while mumsiekins is out of the house.
The Raging Fire 7/3/2001, 12:0 Email
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Oi Diver...as much as I respect your worthy cause in promoting
Cancer Research, which all of us here would gladly help...fuck off
with telling us what to do. Where have you been for the last 10
years? By the way Snatch I hope you find ensign Benson.
Dinosaur 7/3/2001, 10:39 Dino@saurus.co.uk
I remember when I was thirty..had a bit of a mid-life
crisis...spent three days on the streets with hazy memories of
three dancing ladyboys, a packet of Fruit Pastilles and a cocker
spaniel...ahhh, those were the days...mind you, mouth tasted like
ferrets for at least a week afterwards...
Snatch 7/3/2001, 9:21 Email
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Lover..is that you? Where have you been? Your poor little snatch
has been looking in every nook & cranny from John O' Scroats
to Lands End. Please make a little home for your little snatch.
Brian B 6/3/2001, 21:15 Email
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Phil, I haven't had so much fun in a long time. An absolute
pleasure - Congratulations on breaking the 30 barrier. Speak to
you again soon, take care.
Ol man Phil 6/3/2001, 19:58 Email
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We are ONE We are ALL We are SPENT Thanks everyone who was down in
deepest Devon. Just wish I could view this at work so I could keep
up to date. On the other hand, having just caught up......
Insulted of the NE 6/3/2001, 19:28 Email
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In the absense of The Insulter: RAF Cottesmore - Tosser. Oh yeah,
Insulter, you're a cocksucker.
Not RAF Cottersmore 6/3/2001 Insulter, you're a cocksucker.
Not RAF Cottersmore 6/3/2001, 19:16 Email
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Steve, your mate from cottersmore - does he have a sense of humour,
or did he have it removed at Cranwell? - I managed to keep mine
intact. Anyway, it's well known in the RAF, that Harrier pilots
tend to fly with their head up their arse which makes the job all
the more difficult.
The Wing Commander 6/3/2001, 19:9 Email
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RAF Cottersmore, I've spoken to your squadron boss - he's
confirmed your a complete twat with no sense of humour. Get
yourself down to stores and get one - I'll sign the order. Just a
quick question: You've flown the Welsh valleys, have you flown the
chocolate speedway as well? Insulter, step-in anytime. Now,
Cottesmore, GET OUT! More buffing to be done.
The Dubbed Japanese Alien 6/3/2001, 16:44 Email
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ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! I AM OF THE TAKING IN CONTROL
SURVEYING THE ALL. AT MY MERCY, YOU ARE.
Dinosaur 6/3/2001, 16:34 Dino@saurus.co.uk
'god' = 'good' Dave - your spell checker has packed up again...!
Dinosaur 6/3/2001, 16:33 Dino@saurus.co.uk
I'm getting a god laugh from just imagining Steve sat on your
knee...in my day, you had to fudge pack 'em in, before you got a
chance to sit on Dave Wid's knee...allegedly...
Dave Wid 6/3/2001, 15:19 Email
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'sun' = 'sung' (SHIT!)
Dave Wid 6/3/2001, 15:18 Email
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Steve, just a small point. One of my most lasting memories I have
of you back at university, is of you sta on my knee and setting
fire to yourself whilst drunkenly trying to light a fag having
just sun 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow' to me. Though this is one of
my favourite memories from my student life, I find it makes it
somewhat difficult to take your moralising seriously.
Steve Diver 6/3/2001, 15:48 Email
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Give a good cheer to Simon Hope, English team, Bloody good show in
the orderly Olympics, Australia 2000 We are proud.
Steve Diver 6/3/2001, 15:16 Email
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I have the VAT man coming to see me. But still keep decorom and
empirical facts. Thats it.
The Dubbed Japanese Alien 6/3/2001, 13:41 Email
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ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US!
dave 6/3/2001, 13:23 Email
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...heat, get out of the frying pan.
dave 6/3/2001, 13:21 Email
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Excuse me? This chat site doesn't exist for the sole purpose of
anyone showing it off to their friends. This site is for
Madhatters Steve and they can write what they want. If you are
offended by something then 'fine', post a chat back and give as
good as you get, but 'selfish humour'? This site is for many
people the highlight of their working day. The chat forum exists
to 'provide a little light relief', 'keep Madhatters in touch with
one another' and 'promote a bit of a laugh' so that next time we
get together we can bemoan the antics of 'Alfred - The Dancing
Monkey', slate 'The Insulter' and rip it out of people who miss
the point. As a 'newbie' to the site you may do well to remember
that.
I'm sure that on behalf of all Madhatters we hope you raise some
money for cancer research. But don't bring people onto the site
who may be offended by our rantings. Rant over. If you don't like
the
Steve Diver 6/3/2001, 13:59 steventhomas@diver37.freeserve.uk
I have just had the privalge of the company of a very good person.
He is based at RAF Cottesmore. My name is Steve Diver and attended
the UOH. We are at the moment raising money for cancer research. I
would like to show my associates of my connection with the drama
society with dignity. Please dont let this cuase down with selfish
humour.
Tommy Cooper's Fez 6/3/2001, 9:57 Email
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I miss Tommy's head. A ha, ha, ha.
Roy Castle's Trumpet 6/3/2001, 9:56 Email
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Toot! Toot! Hi everybody, I'm Roy Castle's Trumpet and I'd like to
say a big Toot! Toot! to(ot) all you Madhatters. Anyway I dropped
by to give Snatch a little advice Toot! Toot! Look after your
keeper Snatch, I didn't , and look what happened to me! Since Roy
tapdanced his way to the record breakin right hand of our lord,
well, I just don't get the attention I used to and hardly ever get
blown. I used to love it when Roy used to put his lips to my piece
and blow me off. Toot! Toot! With his triple tonguing and circular
breathing, I was in heaven. I miss him so much. I'm thinking of
having a valve removed so I can blow myslef off. Toot! Toot!
RAF Cottesmore 6/3/2001, 10:30 Email
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Now speak to a real pilot. Harriers moved from Wittering, now
based at Cottesmore, flew in wales, got wings,and got pissed with
a good mate, Steve Diver, looked at your talk, Grow up.
The Wing Commander 6/3/2001, 0:26 Email
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Benson, what's this about you and your Snatch? STAND UP STRAIGHT
WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, MAN - PULL THAT STOMACH IN! This sort of
thing will not be tolerated in my Air Force - Her Majesty's Armed
Forces has no place for deviants like you. If I hear another word
about this armadilllo fellow, I'll have you kicked out on the
street so fast your feet won't touch the ground! Right Benson,
that is all. What are you waiting for? GET OUT! Now where's my
helmet - oh dear, I think the old fellow's going to need a bit of
a buff.
adrian 5/3/2001, 22:56 Email
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Simon, Phil, Justin just opened the UAC's site nay bad. Cooool
Groovy Baby
Alfred The Dancing Monkey 5/3/2001, 14:51 Email
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......fughhhhheerghgh! I hfeeel violaytedd.... !
The Ventriloquist 5/3/2001, 14:50 Email
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Yes Alfred, you're right. You know, putting my hand inside you
always puts a smile on my face. For a start, its so warm. So,
Snatch, if you love F/O B Benson, you should let him kill you and
strip out your guts, so he may use you as a puppet. your never
alone when you've got a puppet pal. And to top it off, there very
handy when you want a wank and you've got no dirty socks!
Alfred The Dancing Monkey 5/3/2001, 14:28 Email
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....get hmmm to shcticgk hishh hand in yur assh and use yoo likchg
a pfupfpfett. 'Ee'll ike thath. It'll 'ee the firsht snatch his 'een
upf in yersz......
Brian's Armadillo 5/3/2001, 13:37 Email
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Hello all, I would like to introduce myself to you all. My name is
Snatch, and I am Brian Benson's new pet. I was hoping that some of
his friends could let know how to please him?
Ken's Wife Elect 5/3/2001, 13:34 Email
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Oooooh you naughty boys', now to start with Mr Carp Fisherman you
can put your fishy fingers away, I am aware of your kind.....and
for the 2 crevice dwellers in Ken's rectum & colon.. will you
get out...we've not had much of a sex life...you keep giving him
loose bowel movemnents....nag finished.
The Insulter 5/3/2001, 12:54 Email
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Funny, that, I expected a hole (natch) lot more two way traffic
through Kens Rectum. TV business and all that. The old Rodrigues
casting couch never saw so much action as when Ken was getting a
'crew' together for a Channel 4 docu-soap called 'In and Out - The
life of a Rent Boys Fudge Tunnel'. Oh, and fisherboy, your so
obviously a deviant I can't be bothered with you.
A Carp Fisherman 5/3/2001, 12:12 Email
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I snuggled into the duvet, just hoping some carp would put in an
appearance. At 10.50pm, I hit a short lift on the middle rod and
found myself attached to a fish. It didn't exactly feel huge but
you just never know in this game.
Ken's Rectum 5/3/2001, 11:16 Email
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Hiya, I'm K3en's Rectum. So4rry - ha\vnt used a kwyboart beforw
and ... oh dan, hes co9ming back. Bye f0r now
Ken's Colon 5/3/2001, 11:14 Email
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Howdy Doodie again - it's me - Ken's Colon. Sorry it's been a
while since I last had a chance to chat but I've been a very busy
lower digestive tract recently - the old boy has eaten more curry
in the last two weeks than I've had hot dinners.... which is
particularly amusing as I've of course had all of Ken's hot
dinners ! Anyway, as always, I don't have long - Ken's just popped
out to pick up his morning copy of 'The Sport' - Oh dear, if Sarah
knew he read that filth ! Anyway, what other gossip can I tell
you. We had a bit of trouble with a Snickers bar last week, took
me three days to dissolve that lump away - had to send most of it
to Ken's Rectum. Actually, he just wants a quick word... I'll hand
over.
The Behaver 5/3/2001, 9:45 Email
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Dear Mr Patrick, Please can you compile a Premiership league table
of Madhatters in relation to their ages.......or perhaps the
definative table of maturity circa 2001?
dave 4/3/2001, 20:30 Email
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Dave - I hope you and Brian didn't fight to much on the way back
from Phil's. A great weekend by the way. Once again, happy
Birthday Phil - and welcome to the 30 club. Also a Happy Birthday
to Neil - hope it was a good bash.
Would the real Insulter stand up please?
dave 4/3/2001, 20:28 Email
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Steve - sorry about the lack of an automated 'Congratulations in
your new house' banner at the top of the page. Sorry about the
lack of card too - I'm not very good at remembering these things,
you should know that by now! Please don't take offence. I will
however remind everyone that it's your 35th Birthday on Sept 11th
making you the second oldest madhatter.
Also, can I publicly say on behalf of Madhatters, we wish you and
Carolyn the best in your new home! I would invite all Madhatters
to go and sign Steve's guest book - at the following Web site: http://sites.netscape.net/stevephipps.
The Congealer 2/3/2001, 14:44 stuck@thebottom
Please help me - I appear to be stuck in the congealed mess of my
own self. Oh, dear.
Steve 2/3/2001, 14:0 stephen_phipps@hotmail.com
Mr P, I noticed that it took ages to load the page this morning
and then failed in the header when it finally did! Never mind the
'Happy Birthday's...where is the 'Congratulations on your new
house' card..? :>(
dave 2/3/2001, 13:38 dave.patrick@bigfoot.com
Did anyone notice my automated Happy Birthday message at the top
of the page? That took me ages to do that did. No? Well, thanks a
lot. Anyway, Happy Birthday Phil! And for those of you that
haven't filled in your birthdays that's what you're missing. By
the way I've archived Jan and Feb's lovely chat, oddly enough in
the 'Chat Archive' section - see the menu on the left. Bye. By the
way Dave Wid are you out and about tomorrow night - you know what
I'm talking about?!
The Insulter 2/3/2001, 12:57 Email
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The steady flow of trash through this site amazes me. Between
viewing and posting idiots like A Carp Fisherman turn up. Well all
I can say is feck off and take yer boilie with you before a slit
you throat and use you as maggot food.
The Insulter 2/3/2001, 12:52 Email
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Thats where you're wrong Dino, theres nothing that Dave likes more
than the feeling of old mens warm fluids running between his
fingers.
A Carp Fisherman 2/3/2001, 12:48 Email
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Carp Fishing has come a long way since those pioneering days when
the likes of Richard Walker were showing the world that large Carp
were catchable. One of the areas which has advanced a lot is bait.
Nowadays the boilie is seen by many as the definitive Carp bait,
but it is not the only thing that Carp can be caught on. So called
'alternative' carp baits can be very effective in certain
situations, including highly pressured waters where everyone else
is fishing boilies.
Dinosaur 2/3/2001, 10:46 Dino@saurus.co.uk
...and I agree...there's nothing wrong with a bit of Muff D...
Dinosaur 2/3/2001, 10:40 Dino@saurus.co.uk
Sir. I must protest at your use of the inflammatory word
"gardener". Unless this sort of bad language is
discontinued forthwith, I shall have to disconnect the mains
supply at my local retirment home. I don't think even you would
want the blood (and other bodily fluids) of all those nice old
people on your hands...!
Whilst I hear your plea I must protest against your attack on
Steave Daiver, remember its an open forum and if we start banning
people (apart from the fact that I don't know how to do it) what
have we become. A police state, censorship city, the BBFC. What
next, where does it end, who's next? The Insulter, Insulted,
Alfred the Dancing Monkey - no, no, no... I can't be party to such
activity. And anyway proxy servers the world over are censoring
this site of their own accord because it contains words like fuck,
arse and gardener.
John 1/3/2001, 19:15 jay_wyatt@hotmail.com
Dave, re: improvements to the Madhatters site: How about links to
a selection of local authorities so Madhatters could submit
planning applications online?
Insulted 1/3/2001, 18:37 Email
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Dave, perhaps you could put some sort of anti-Steve Diver filter
on the page. Oh, by the way Insulter, Wanker.
Insulted 1/3/2001, 18:37 Email
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Dave, perhaps you could put some sort of anti-Steve Diver filter
on the page. Oh, by the way Insulter, Wanker.
Dinosaur 1/3/2001, 14:59 Dino@saurus.co.uk
With all of this foot & mouth stuff going on, why are there no
restrictions on that pig's bladder's movement around the park? In
my day, when foot & mouth came along, you didn't slaughter the
animals, you shot the farmers! What did the animals ever do wrong?
Tsk, Tsk. Young people have no respect...
Biddy Printer 1/3/2001, 14:34 Email
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The Insulter 3 Sunderland 0 The Insulter 2 Dinosaur 2(000 BC) P.S.
Didn't England do well last night. Discuss
Dinosaur 1/3/2001, 14:3 Dino@saurus.co.uk
In the interests of 'quality conversation', I'd like to start a
conversation about "Bowling Greens I Have
Known"...anyone like to 'start the ball rolling', so to
speak...
dave 1/3/2001, 13:23 dave.patrick@bigfoot.com
Erm, I really can't top any of this. I know now the feeling of
fear that grips some Madhatters when they contemplate this
'message' box. I am happy to see however the return of free
flowing (quality?) conversation to the site. Even you 'Alfred The
Dancing Monkey' are helping to bring smiles to the faces of
underpriveliged Madhatters the world 'oer.
Now to business... I will be putting up some photos from
the UAC premiere soon. They are very good and you will enjoy them.
I am also overhauling this site so it works better. But that will
come later. More interaction please. Any sensible-ish comments
(apart from Alfred) to what sort of features you want to see in
the future are welcome.
Alfred The Dancing Monkey 1/3/2001, 12:14 Email
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....nah.....cus I wouldnnnt...........the pfages ar shtuck
together...
The Ventriloquist 1/3/2001, 12:12 Email
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Oh, er, don't be silly Alfred. Isn't he silly boys and girls! You
er wouldn't do that......would you?.........Alfred?
Alfred The Dancing Monkey 1/3/2001, 12:10 Email
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....gentle jeesus, let 'eee out ovf here....or I'll sfhfit in your
socks and eat the lingheriee sexchion of your Freemnmnans
cataloghhc.....
The Ventriloquist 1/3/2001, 12:6 Email
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Hello boys and girls, how are you today? Have you seen Alfred?
We've been away at Blackpool, saying hello to all the poorer boys
and girls from the north who can't afford to go to Disneyland.
Well, anyway, since I packed to leave, I haven't been able to find
Alfred anywhere at a........hold on, whats that banging in my
suitcase? Shall we open it and find out, boys and girls?
Dinosaur 1/3/2001, 11:44 Dino@saurus.co.uk
Ahh...such formative comments...I remember the days when to say
such a comment involved a 20-mile round trip to Bogner, by bike of
course...and then back to Marjories for tea and scones and an
impromptu piano lesson! Ah, those were the days...
The Insulter 1/3/2001, 11:18 Email
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But at least I dont give my Daddy the reacharound.
Insulted 28/2/2001, 18:45 Email
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To answer your question, Wrencher, several years ago in a rather
odd pantomime about RH. Insulter, you are somewhat of a loathsome
fellow - you are infact the most tedius, cloth-eared, flat-headed,
swivel-eyed, fornicating little gits I've ever had to displeasure
to converse with. But well done with "Tosser", a stroke
of genius if I may say so!
The Insulter 28/2/2001, 13:10 Email
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Scores please, Biddy.
The Insulter 28/2/2001, 13:10 Email
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Oh HA HA HA. I laughed so hard when I read that 'mass debate' gag
I soiled myself. Honestly, I did, and so did my Mother, my Father
and everyone else I know and share this godforsaken world full of
unimaginative, humourless bags of shag mess like you. I bet you
tell seafood diet jokes and posess a complete collection of Joe
Pesquale DVD's. Tosser.
The Wrencher 28/2/2001, 9:46 Email
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Insulted in Sunderland, when was the last time you had a good mass
debate?
Insulted of Sunderland 27/2/2001, 18:50 Email
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I don't think I like this Insulter fellow. Seems to suffer from
some sort of stutter when he gets worked up. Thank you for the
score update Biddy Printer, but I don't think I wish to get into a
mass debate with some that far down the food chain. My apologies
John, no insult intended!
Biddy Printer 27/2/2001, 17:13 Email
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The Insulter 2 Hemless 0
The Insulter 27/2/2001, 16:9 Email
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Then how can you reach the keyboard, tosser? With your long and
hairy monkey arms is my guess, to go with your hairy monkey
face.....or is that your ass?... Who can tell.....?
steve diver 27/2/2001, 14:48 Email
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Will the real Steve Diver please stand up! please stand up! please
stand up! etc, its me!.
The Insulter 27/2/2001, 12:15 Email
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Hemless, sounds more like dickless to me. Stop dagging at John and
go teach your your dolphin how to spit cream whilst flickin
through your Thai Ladyboy Catalogue. Deviant.
Hemless 26/2/2001, 22:36 Email
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John, have you just found your dictionary down the back of the
sofa? You were probably cursing at its loss, but now must be
overjoyed at its discovery! I don't know much about loqu...thingy..ousness,
but I have found some great porn sites.
John 26/2/2001, 22:9 jay_wyatt@hotmail.com
steave, or is it liz? I feel you'r not really entering into the
spirit of this chatroom thing. The syntax of your message is more
akin to one trapped in a collapsed building than one who, as your
so clearly state, 'want to talk'. Feel free, liz/steave. Let it
all out. Draw back your head and let roar to the winds a torrent
of thoughts, a niagara of emotions, open your heart and let slip
the dogs of loquaciousness. Now then. I've said my piece, and let
us have no more of this 'it is liz want to talk' style of dreary
blather.
