Chat Archives

October 1999 - February 2000

John 29/2/2000, 20:49
jay_wyatt@hotmail.com
Ooh, stitch my sides, another unknown person not giving their email and not saying anything. Did any female hatters propose marriage today? I think we should be told if you have. Right, always leave 'em laughing: Arse. Bum. God, that was funny. Wasn't it?

mmmmmh 28/2/2000, 14:18
Arse
Bum

Bill (still by the Sea) 28/2/2000, 12:47
william@thehornets.net
Well that moving business was a doddle - I wonder what I was all worked up about. Anyway - I am now in Brighton home of all things arty and musical and rehersing v.hard for my play in May. Huh all that UHSUDS 'can we cram a play in two weeks' has put me in good stead I tell you. Right Ho' Got to Go' If your having a party let me know. It's been ages since I've thrown up in my own shirt - ask Nick Wiggins for details!!!

DAVE 27/2/2000, 20:52
dave.patrick@bigfoot.com
What a lot of chat... well you will be pleased to know that I am planning to use the Royal Mail very shortly - to send all of you out invitations to the Banquet in November so make sure I have your correct address details please.

Lesley 26/2/2000, 12:37
Email Not Given
Dear Dave, Because I live at the back of nowhere in sunny Southampton I've only just caught up with this modern technology thing via Ken's computer! I'd love to hear more about the reunion in November. Do you still remember that traditional form of communication called Royal Mail?! Alternatively, we are still using two plastic cups and a piece of string! Look forward to hearing more news when I eventually go online.......watch this space!

hmmm 25/2/2000, 17:45
bum
Arse

The Revealer 23/2/2000, 11:16
.@.
Today I reveal..............that Jolyon H is the elusive webmaster of the infamous site animalamputees.com and is presently in hiding from the good men at Scotland Yard....it is true.............it is REVEALED!

Honey 22/2/100, 20:39
honey@homeinhull.karoo.co.uk
Hiya everyone! I feel I must first of all disassociate myself from that low-life Mr Pearson who calls himself my house-mate! Carrie and John...he's off his rocker...your splendiferous Christmas card was very well received and made me feel very much ashamed at not having sent more than five out this year. Ashley's stupid little anecdotes and ditties are all brought to you care of the infamous County Bookshops which he discovered recently and bought himself a book of lists of odd facts. Yes, everyone he has never quite got out of character from Amos and still likes to shake his hands around and sing "Mr Cellophane". Then again it seems as if Jolyon's typing is as good as his ability to remember his lines..."Razzle Dazzle em...do di do di dum!...etc...Congrats to Davey and Caro in your new abode! Wow...you must have climbed the maturity ladder by now. Do I score any extra points for having a sprog that's about to go to School...Aaagh...I have not even got a shed although I do have three nice green trivets! Anyway, enough of this drivel...Oh...and who is the mysterious Revealer?! Chow Mein All!

Ann Dee 22/2/100, 17:27
Email Not Given
Surely a wheelbarrow is monowheeled

The ThreeWheeler 22/2/2000, 12:16
.@.
Today I Three wheel .............. because my car has the handling abilities of a wheelbarrow .............it is THREEWHEELED!

Ann Dee 21/2/100, 17:48
Email Not Given
Surely if your bicycle had an extra wheel if would be freewheeled. It kind of works outloud in a mockney accent alright. Bastard.

The FreeWheeler 21/2/2000, 14:19
.@.
Today I free wheel .............. because my bike does not have any handlebars .............it is FREEWHEELED!

Julian Wathen 21/2/2000, 14:16
julianwathen@hotmail.com
7th - 15th APRIL 2000 8pm The Company of Ten presents Terence Rattigan's THE DEEP BLUE SEA Apparently one of Rattigan's finest works, this was recently selected by The Royal National Theatre as one of the top 100 plays of the century. "The Deep Blue Sea is a well crafted play set in 1950's London. Through strong characterisation and plot it looks searchingly and unsentimentally at the pleasure and pain of love. "The main character, Hester Collyer, has left her husband, a distinguished High Court Judge, to live with a charming but feckless younger man. The play movingly explores the development of their relationship and its effect on both of them and those around them. "The Deep Blue Sea is a classic of the English theatre which promises an absorbing evening's entertainment." ...according to my director. Tickets: £4.50 - £7 from: ABBEY THEATRE BOX OFFICE, Westminster Lodge, Holywell Hill, St Albans, Herts AL1 2DL. 01727 857861. (Mon-Sat 9:30am-12 noon), GROUP RATES AVAILABLE. Please book early as they more often than not sell out. If you can't get through drop me an e-mail or phone me on 01727 865854 and I'll try and sort something out for you.

Davey Wild 21/2/2000, 0:53
DaveWild@oneofdavepatrickscompetitors.com
Hello all you madders of hat, I hope you find yourselves all well and warm and .... well ...not dead...or at least not crippled in a lift accident. Just a note to let you know I'm still alive and leeching on the taxpayer in sunny cosmopolitan stone. All is indeed well, in fact so well that Rap T'ou have restarted rehearsals after Noff was asked to leave America in a storm of controversy. On the luvvie luvvie drama front, I'm currently in rehearsals for what will be Stone Revellers inimitable version of 'Return to the Forbidden Planet' starting on Mar 30 - Apr 8. So if anyone feels like an 'experience' that includes the first stage appearence of my Stylaphone then give me a call or mail on DaveWild@bun.com (not the above address. Anyway, thats about it, except, Psi - sorry to here about Two-Way Stretch, you can borrow my copy of The Italian Job if you want (which was once described to me as "......you know, the one with Noel Coward in it").

Psi - (just logged off that Irene Handl site. er, erm, what am I saying?) 21/2/2000, 0:31
sbennett@lul.co.uk
In this, one of my rare visits to the land of MADhat chat I bring you news and views: News: 1: The above is my new work email address, do with this information what you will 2: I am in the UHDS musical 'City of Angles', sorry Angels. Nathan is MDing it (by which I do not mean he is recording it on MiniDisc, but that he is Musical Director) and it stars new stalwarts Steve Deaville, Pete Hawes and Carla Manning (if you don't know these fine people then shame on you for they keep the flame of the Soc alive.) Get across to view the show which is on the 1st, 2nd and 3rd of March at 7.30 in PEH if you can. If not look out for info of this years 'Earnest Slot' play which will opccur shortly. ( or go to the UHDS site for the full gen, courtesy of James.) 3. This post was brought to you by the parenthesis. Views 1: My vote is that Ashley's "dissing" of John was near the knuckle northern humour (just)brought about by extreme embarrassment from sending a small number of cards due to failing to get around to it. I speak as a sufferer of this terrible yet strangely wallet friendly condition myself. 2: A Question Did Howard Hughes ever retrieve any of his jars of urine from his mictural archiving system? 3: Once around the middle of last year I caught myself admiring Si and Badger's parent's shed as it is very capacious and has double doors on the long side. Am I beyond help? Bye for now PS - if anyone's got a copy of Two-Way Stretch on video could I have a borrow as mine has dropped out through being rewound for all the good bits. (Is this gag too subtle, does it rely on the audience having specialised knowledge? These and others are questions frequently asked by Chris and I in writing panto scripts!)

Psi - (just logged off that Irene Handl site. er, erm, what am I saying?) 21/2/2000, 0:25
sbennett@lul.co.uk
In this, one of my rare visits to the land of MADhat chat I bring you news and views: News: 1: The above is my new work email address, do with this information what you will 2: I am in the UHDS musical 'City of Angles', sorry Angels. Nathan is MDing it (by which I do not mean he is recording it on MiniDisc, but that he is Musical Director) and it stars new stalwarts Steve Deaville, Pete Hawes and Carla Manning (if you don't know these fine people then shame on you for they keep the flame of the Soc alive.) Get across to view the show which is on the 1st, 2nd and 3rd of March at 7.30 in PEH if you can. If not look out for info of this years 'Earnest Slot' play which will opccur shortly. ( or go to the UHDS site for the full gen, courtesy of James.) 3. This post was brought to you by the parenthesis. Views 1: My vote is that Ashley's "dissing" of John was near the knuckle northern humour (just)brought about by extreme embarrassment from sending a small number of cards due to failing to get around to it. I speak as a sufferer of this terrible yet strangely wallet friendly condition myself. 2: A Question Did Howard Hughes ever retrieve any of his jars of urine from his mictural archiving system? 3: Once around the middle of last year I caught myself admiring Si and Badger's parent's shed as it is very capacious and has double doors on the long side. Am I beyond help? Bye for now PS - if anyone's got a copy of Two-Way Stretch on video could I have a borrow as mine has dropped out through being rewound for all the good bits. (Is this gag too subtle, does it rely on the audience having specialised knowledge? These and others are questions frequently asked by Chris and I in writing panto scripts!)

John 20/2/2000, 18:48
jay_wyatt@hotmail.com
Jolyon, try taking your gloves off when you type. Ashley and Honey, may your genitals fester in your dull northern trousers. Let’s have some discussion on Ashley’s comment re: Christmas cards (see further down the messages). Who thinks it was merely near-the-knuckle humour and who thinks Ashley and Honey have actually decided I am unworthy of social contact with them? I need to know, so I can pop out for a few bottles of pain killers if necessary. Ho hum. See Jolyon? It’s not so hard; just re-read what you’ve written before you hit the ‘Talk’ button. Thanks for the email, by the way. Good to hear from you.

Ashley Pearson 19/2/100, 22:20
Ashley@homeinhull.karoo.co.uk
The intellectual musings you say you crave/ Might not be so forthcoming as you wish for, Dave/ Forsooth it would be fine to conjecture all day/ On sophisticated jests and witty things to say/ Sometimes indeed I'll try to pen a pithy rhyme/ But only if I can be arsed. ANOTHER TRUE FACT: Howard Hughes kept all his urine in jars, which were then labelled and catalogued.

Dave 18/2/2000, 17:57
Email Not Given
People will start talking if you start replying to your own postings. But still I like the topic, now, er, oh shit I've forgotten.

Dave 18/2/2000, 13:13
dave.patrick@bigfoot.com
I'd just like to welcome Ashley to the forum. So is now the time that the intellectual musings of this chat page increase in quality. I, for one, certainly hope so. And Jolyon - where have you been lurking for so long? Good to have you on board. Now: Sheds - Potting Heaven or Storage Hell. Discuss.

Jolyon Michael Hennings Esq (with no shed) 18/2/2000, 12:54
as below
Changed my mind sorry phipps CHANGED MY MIND THE MORE DRIVLE THE BETTER.

Jolyon, the king of all i survey.. 18/2/2000, 12:46
Hennings.j@pg.com
When is Dereks Party? and how come i hav no invite? I think its a great idea dave, you have been like a pillar of pepper doing this site and all and sundry as I think we all agree(me and Honey do any how Thats my dog BTW) So maybe its time for 'US' to be a bit more active.so here here. I think i'll stop there. J

Ashley Pearson 18/2/100, 0:27
Ashley@homeinhull.karoo.co.uk
Bonjour la classe, longue temps, pas de mer. It's so good to read that everyone has been continuing in the fine old MH tradition of communicating through a pea-souper of the most wanton drivel and subtrivia without me. So, Dave, a shed in Portland St? You know, for the price of that you could probably afford an 8 bedroom mansion here in Hull (mind you, I'd take the shed any day). You all find me mildly depressed as the evil talons of gainful employment have oce again just enclosed around my scrawny little neck again after I quit my well-paid job for no apparent reason back in October. Congratulations to everyone who has had a recent 'Near-Conjugal Experience', and stern tut tuts to those who really should have done by now. You know who you are. Honey and I would like to apologise to John and Carrie for not answering their lovely Christmas card, but we really don't like you, so please leave us alone. TRUE FACT: A man weighng 150lbs would provide enough meat to make a meal for 75 cannibals in one sitting.

Dave 17/2/2000, 13:28
dave.patrick@bigfoot.com
And what a shed it is... it has a wonky shelf, it's own door number (27a) and a musty smell. Ideal venue for a Kevin Whibley rock'n'roll concert perhaps? So Mike, c'mon who do you think the mysterious revealer is?

Mikey H 17/2/2000, 7:26
mihaver@zebra.com
So Mr Patrick & the lovely Caro have finally become house owners. The even more horrifying news is that they now own a shed !

Unknown Person 16/2/2000, 13:41
Email Not Given
Creaky

16/2/2000, 12:21
Email Not Given
Freaky

The Revealer 15/2/2000, 1:2
.@.
Today I reveal..............that I made a mistake, Pip H is not what I claimed and that it is Honey who is a pre-op transexual who stuffs pillows up he jumper and then steals children so that she may pretend they are her own.............it is REVEALED!

Dave 14/2/2000, 10:7
same
I've just read that back and is sounds as though I'm accusing Steve of being 'the Revealer' - well he might be, but then I don't know either. I think Ken can crack the identity of this japester. By the way, several of us witnessed Kevin Whibley singing a rock'n'roll medley for his 30th Birthday. Musical counselling sessions are available...

Dave 14/2/2000, 10:4
dave.patrick@bigfoot.com
Is that you Steve Phipps? If so welcome back to these shores (What shores?), erm a pint of bitter, no.. I shall expect an 'old Codgers column from you. Isn't Internet anonymity fun, eh you curious revealer you?

Ken 13/2/2000, 12:5
Email Not Given
Sounds cool Tom....Do you know when the Production is to start? P.S. Re: The Revealer if your farts smell of rotten pizza with a hint of anchovies then I know your identity!

Dinosaur 11/2/2000, 20:54
stephen_phipps@hotmail.com
Flippin' 'eck...all this shite to read and what with my eyes not being so good as they were an' all...can't you TYPE IN CAPITALS SO THAT I DON'T HAVE TO HOLD MY SCREEN UP TO A MAGNIFYING GLASS...IT'S DAMN 'EAVY...B@LL@CKS - DROPPED IT AGAIN...

The Revealer 10/2/2000, 0:38
.@.
Today I reveal..............that Pip H is a pre-op transexual who stuffs pillows up he jumper and then steals children so that she may pretend they are her own.............it is REVEALED!

Dave 9/2/2000, 16:44
oh you know
18-25 eh? Would somebody with a bit more, erm experience, you know, agewise, er be suitable? There must be a speaking role for me even if it is just to go "eeeuurrrgh" then keel over. Surely after my triumphant film debut as 'Alan' in the Hopesian epic 'Friday Knight' I must stand a chance? Alright, how about if I just lend Mr Spielberg one of my Kidneys?

Tom Pitt-Chambers 9/2/2000, 11:8
uhsu.comms@herts.ac.uk
IMPORTANT INFORMATION: Speilburg returns to Hatfield, filming a sequel to Saving Private Ryan (2hr film), and 10 TV episodes. The University and Students' Union will be working closely with the production company supplying students as extras in the forthcoming films. The criteria is leaning towards 18 - 25 year old men, but other people may be required. If you are interested please email me and I will keep you informed - Tom

Dave 8/2/2000, 23:24
dave.patrick@bigfoot.com
Oh riddle diddle, dee, Riddly me, I've got a little puzzle for 'eeee, Who can this 'Revealer' be, And what doth he know about the rest of the Madhattery?

Tom P-C 7/2/2000, 17:55
uhsu.comms@herts.ac.uk
Is that Si Bennett or the other Si B? ... I'd like to know ... blackmail, rent reduction etc.

The Revealer 6/2/2000, 1:13
.@.
Today I reveal.................that when Si B sees pictures of Irene Handle he gets a warm feeling in his little boy area..........it is true.........it is REVEALED

Dave 2/2/2000, 0:8
dave
Aye carumba... now I've moved house and all of my things are in boxes, it's time to get the much belated issue of MH out. By the way looking real good for the Madhatters Reunion. I'm up to 30 already and haven't even sent out the flyers.

Bill by the Sea 1/2/2000, 13:15
william@thehornets.net
Sadly the beach remake was washed out and will now be replaced by the short summer piece - Somewhere Seaweed is Stinking - staring many yards of smelly, dirty coastline. For those interested in how my accommodation situation is going, I would like to refer them to the word 'not' in the english dictionary.

Nemesis 31/1/2000, 16:6
Nemesis@IH8 The KFD
Ah KFC I was beginning to think that you were not going to accept the challenge.......There can be only ONE!!!

KFD 31/1/2000, 1:25
As below, but then down a firemans pole, through the library and then through the concealed entrance hidden behind the fake mechanical aquarium....
We'll call it 'The Kungfu Detective(TM) vs Nemesis'

KFD 31/1/2000, 1:21
kfdcave@secrethideoutbehindthenudegirlbillboard.com
Pah Nemesis. My name is not liable to fear, and if it was I would not fear men such as you. You are the most lowly of dogs. I challenge you to a 10 minute pilot.......

Ken, John, Si, Sarah, Amy and Carrie 30/1/2000, 20:48
jay_wyatt@hotmail.com
A general congratulatory message to Dave and Caroline on the forthcoming purchase of a property in which they propose to live - congratulations. P.S. late news - Bill Croome is to star in a remake of The Beach. The working title of the piece is ‘The Rock Pool’, with Bill as a heroic hermit crab.

Unknown Person 21/1/2000, 21:6
Email Not Given
Nothing said.

Bill by the Sea 21/1/2000, 12:3
william@thehornets.net
Well if people stopped getting married left right and center then there would be room for some proper chat. PS I am starring in a production of murder in the company - I'll keep you all posted of dates and locations

John WYatt 20/1/2000, 20:8
jay_wyatt@hotmail.com
Dave, this chat site is filling up with drivel. Is there no way you can censor some of the sh

Bill by the Sea 20/1/2000, 16:42
william@thehornets.net
Davey P Please for me Put my email on the list For all to see I've tried the mail list action Submitted in a fraction Away It sails - I guess it fails For there is no reaction So I'm asking you Cause I have no clue So that I may join The Madhatters crew

Dave Patrick 19/1/2000, 14:11
dave.patrick@bigfoot.com
Good heavens, room booking services, what next, eh!? Happy New Millennium sentiments from all at Madhatters. The good news is that our REUNION 2000 WEEKEND is now confirmed on FRI 10th - SUN 12th NOV. It will be held at Port Isaac in Cornwall, there will be an organised comedy arse about on the Friday night and on the Saturday a MEDIEVAL BANQUET. Prices for the 2 night weekend are £70 per person. All hatters, guests and people welcome. Flyers to get sent out soon so make sure I have your correct address details. Cheers for now.

Bill by the Sea 19/1/2000, 11:10
william@thehornets.net
Hello - I cant remember if I mentioned this before but I am looking for a room in the Brighton area - if anyone knows of anything could they let me know - many thanx

Honey 14/1/100, 4:22
honey@homeinhull.karoo.co.uk
Hi Everyone...hope you all had a fab Crimble and New Year/Millennium type thing! Sorry to have missed Circa 2000 - Heard it was mighty splendiferous!

bryony sherratt 11/1/2000, 17:43
Email Not Given
I've never even met you before but congratulations Ken and Sarah

helen 11/1/2000, 17:40
Email Not Given
hi there everyone

Bill by the Sea 10/1/2000, 12:4
william@thehornets.net
Too many sites not enough brain cells. Just thought I would join in with the various congrats and happy new years. Also to let you know that I am still alive although very cold here by the sea - perhaps I should get indoors!! Thats all really - hope I can catch up with you all sometime

John & Caroline 8/1/2000, 15:59
jay_wyatt@hotmail.com
Congratuflergh. Congratulala. What we’re trying to say is congratulations to Ken and Sarah. And blimey. Long may you do all the things Dave suggests, but don’t forget the washing up.

Dave 7/1/2000, 12:26
Email Not Given
Well, well, well, Kenny, Kenny, Ken, Ken, Kenny and Sarah. Coagulations and Congratulations... long may you live, love and be happy.

Nick Wiggins 6/1/2000, 11:35
Nick.Wiggins@torbay.gov.uk
Ken & Sarah get married? Who'd have thought of it. What next a UH dating agency with an interest in dramtic arts? Oh no, me thinks that's what we have anyway.

Ken Rodrigues 3/1/2000, 15:3
krodri5206@aol.com
Happy New Year to all Madhatters every where....just thought I'd let everyone know that Sarah Biggin and myself will be getting married on 7th July 2001...cool huh!!

Arch Nemesis 21/12/99, 9:11
Nemesis@IH8The KFD
Dave Wild KFD, fancy making a one -off, no holds barred 10 minute TV pilot for the MH 2000 Minute challenge. Or are you just the yellow pip squeak I think you are?

The Queen 21/12/99, 0:10
jay_wyatt@hotmail.com
This is an official announcement from John and Caroline: We have knowledge of trivets, repeat, we have knowledge of trivets. They are on sale @ #1.49 in Woolworth. I found out the other day that the word ‘official’ comes from the two words ‘fish’ and ‘offal’, but I have to say that the source I found it out from was particularly dubious, ie I made it up. Don’t beleive everything you read @ Madhatters. P.S. Dave, congratulations on being 100 years old today.

Mr Babbage 20/12/99, 19:23
MrBabbage@Familyfortues.shit.yuk
X

Dave 16/12/99, 12:19
Email Not Given
Are you going to miraculously appear for Christmas then Mr Benson?

Davey P's Mum 16/12/99, 12:40
5_Godawful_Close@NewtonStCyres.com
Ooooh David, when are you going to stop wasting your time on your silly little bands and silly web site and go about settling down and getting a propper job like that nice Mr Benson of the air corps, he doesnt waste his time writing dirty magazines to his silly deviant chums oh no and why don't you find yoyrself a nice wife too like that nice Mr Hughes and Mr Wild who's had two and you havent even had one nag you'll be the nag of me ooooooh nag........

Chris 8/12/99, 16:53
chris.evans@berkeleypr.co.uk
Sorry Simon but I'm not. But considering everyone complaining about lack of attendance over the past few years a little reminder might help. But yes it was that version and it was only jokes about engineers!

Simon B 8/12/99, 14:2
simon.burges@bigfoot.com
Woah there the bus. Why is Chris Evans STILL involved with the UHDS pantso? Didn't he leave like a long time ago? BY the way, how's that ankle holding up, Chris? By updated version of Cinderella (hold on, wasn't that done the other year featuring a Miss Burns as the young girl in rags?) does that mean lots of unfunny jokes about students inserted at every opportunity? Anyway, Andy - how are the Crown Reserves doing this season? Is Fat Cat doing his stuff?

Dave 3/12/99, 12:29
dave.patrick@bigfoot.com
Ah, such pearls of wisdom, my house mate. That's what I'm talking about. Now who's going to see the Pantso on Friday or Saturday - I'm going to get sliced with Andy on Saturday so that's out. The only problem is Chris Evans is going on Friday and I might have to talk to him about stuff...

Andy 3/12/99, 12:3
andy.roughton@bigfoot.com
Ah, my debut contribution. Here it is Dave. Suggestions: 1. Do another print version of Madhatters 2. Organise another reunion in Port Isaac 3. Devlop a new look website 4. Remember to plug Otis and Silent Prayers to all 5. Tell people about this chat forum 6. Buy a house just round the corner from me 7. Get fit 8. Give up smoking 9. Fulfil your potential 10. Live life on the edge 11. Maintain comic genius 12. Get to the bottom of this list 13. unlucky for some 14. erm, 15. phew. 16. kerblip

Dave 1/12/99, 17:30
dave.patrick@bigfoot.com
Good on you Simon, are you actually getting any money for these marvellous appearances or are they strictly amateur, after all a lot of Madhatters have gone on to starring roles, there's er, well, erm. Anne Saunders on Scrap Heap Challenge. By the way doesn't this red background do your head in after a while? Cool.

Simon Randy 30/11/99, 18:53
simon.randy@which.net
Guess what? I'm in panto again.....! Plus I am also in a Christmas play called 'Scrooge'. The panto is 'Sleeping Beauty'. (Obviously I'm not the sleeping beauty!), but I'm the evil witch's henchman, called Igor. In 'Scrooge' I am young Scrooge from Christmas past. Greets to all....bye!

Chris Evans 30/11/99, 11:21
chris.evans@berkeleypr.co.uk
Don't forget it's the panto on Friday and Saturday. An updated version of the old favourite Cinderella. Haven't I seen that somewhere before?

Tom 30/11/99, 8:3
uhus.comms@herts.ac.uk
hmmmm ... age ... wisdom... etc. - I'm obviously far to young to understand.

Tweedle Dum 29/11/99, 0:44
AndyMcarthy@deadandburied.com
Oh dear, all my teeth have gon yellow.

Davey P 24/11/99, 13:35
dave.patrick@bigfoot.com
Look, you can post up more than just... oh, never mind. I suppose nobody cares, all busy getting on with your real lives I suppose, might as well just get on with Madhatters Issue 10 on my own. I'll be in the corner if you want me.

Nemesis 14/11/99, 15:52
krodri5206@aol.com
So Dave W the KFD if you scupper my plans for world domination I'll turn you into KFC!!

Mong 11/11/99, 22:23
mong@kfd.com
Velly clevver young Ken... you are yung but you will learn. Ah foo.

Ken Rodrigues 10/11/99, 21:45
krodri5206@aol.com
Dear Davey W or should I say my arch nemesis the Kung fu detective .... I thought you were already married to your faithful side-kick....Mong!

Dave 9/11/99, 22:10
ERm
Yeah, nor me Ken, I mean what kind of guy to you take me for.. I mean, marriage, horse and carriage, god forbids, cheese 'n kisses? Do you think anyone else is likely to partake in this Hatters extended Chat forum?

Dave Wild 9/11/99, 13:16
dave.wild@thekungfudetective.freeserve.co.uk
I hope you're not talking to me Ken.

Ken Rodrigues 31/10/99, 20:49
krodri5206@aol.com
Great to see Josie & Sion getting married yesterday and also meeting up with so many madhatters - P.S. are you next Dave?

Dave Patrick 27/10/99, 10:16
dave.patrick@bigfoot.com
It's very nice that 'things are happening', what I need to do and what I'm doing here is getting the site ready for a complete overhaul, i.e. making it much more of a community. For everyone else PLEASE READ THE WHAT'S HAPPENING page and post your suggestions here. I'm hoping to have the new site ready to launch into next year. In the meantime if you're looking for E-mail Addresses and want the new issue of Madhattters use the links above...

Tom Pitt-Chambers 27/10/99, 1:2
uhsu.comms@herts.ac.uk
how very odd ! .. err just poped by to see what's going on! suggestions? well some pictures, links to cool sites such as UHDS: www.uhds.org.uk and the su at Herts: http://uhsu.herts.ac.uk And presumably there will be a link to the UH alumni soc - as Dave's name seems to be said in great awe at Highleve UH management/alumni meetings!!!!

Davey P 18/10/99, 14:48
dave.patrick@bigfoot.com
Well, it's only been like this for a couple of days! What I suggest is you tell as many people as you can. OK, Brian then and we leave shite messages and suggestions for each other over a prolonged basis...

Dave Wild 17/10/99, 23:45
Dave.wild@thekungfudetective.freeserve.co.uk
Dave, Could you please include a warning regarding Mr Bensons firestarting problem. He torched my TV remote. I can now only watch Cannel 5 and turn down the volume. Oh yeah, also while you add the warning, also add loads of cool madhatters stuff and maybe a links page (Im sure everyone would want to know about Stone Revellers) PS Nice to see so many other peoples ideas.

Dave 13/10/99, 22:29
dave.patrick@bigfoot.com
Well, this is your chance to give some feedback on the forthcoming web site... and I might add quite a good chance to have a good online chat. Go on air your problems...